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<a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/10/15/al-jazeera-exposes-racism-at-sarah-palin-rally-in-ohio/”>Wow</a>.

<strong>Top 20 Posts By Hits</strong>

1. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com”>The Main Page</a> with 35,491 unique hits — Who knew? Our main page is the one with the most hits over the past year and a half.

2. <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/05/14/donkey-love/”>Donkey Love</a> with 30,030 unique hits — Features the story of Donkey Festival in Colombia that quite literally celebrates fucking donkeys.

3. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/05/29/happy-memorial-day/”>Happy Memorial Day</a> with 26,338 unique hits — a poignant series of pictures from May of 2007 that featured an Iraqi boy hiding behind a US soldier during an explosion in Baghdad.

4. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/07/02/why-i-hate-capitalism/”>Why I Hate Capitalism</a> with 24,540 unique hits — A commemorative 9/11 coin. Only 19.95 (limited supplies).

5. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/02/27/history-repeats-itself-painfully-so/”>History Repeats Itself And Painfully So with</a> 21,707 unique hits — A politically cartoon from the 1920’s about the British expedition in Iraq. [<em>Editors Note: This probably would be the leader if PBH didn't crash after being <a href="http://digg.com/political_opinion/History_Repeats_Itself_Painfully_So_PIC">Dugg</a></em>]

6. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/02/29/what-reddit-has-become/”>What Reddit Has Become</a> with 19,849 unique hits — A hilarious picture done by <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/author/alvinblah/”>AlvinBlah</a> on the state of Reddit. [<em>Editors Note: This would probably also be higher if not for PBH crashing while being <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/6aece/what_reddit_has_become_pic/">Reddited</a></em>]

7. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/03/04/every-974-days-iraqi-civilians-experience-september-11th/”>Every 9.74 Days, Iraqi Civilians Experience September 11th</a> with 19,514 unique hits — An expose on the cost of civilian life since the American invasion.

8. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/ask-a-shiite/05/31/ask-a-shiite-perceptions-of-america-in-the-middle-east/”>Ask A Shiite: Perceptions of America in the Middle East</a> with 17,694 unique hits — A university student in the UAE writes a piece on the perception of America in the Middle East.

9. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/06/16/the-first-thing-i-saw-on-the-way-to-work/”>The First Thing I Saw On The Way To Work</a> with 15,399 unique hits — A picture captured by Alec during his first day at the State Department in Bucharest, Romania.

10. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/09/the-horrors-of-plastic-pollution/”>The Horrors of Plastic Pollution</a> with 15,222 unique hits — A picture of a turtle that had a plastic band tied around its shell in infancy.

11. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/08/26/fox-news-fair-and-balanced-their-paragraph-alignment-that-is/”>Fox News, Fair And Balanced (Their Paragraph Alignment, That is)</a> with 14,374 unique hits — A ridiculous screen capture from Fox News suggesting Osama Bin Laden & Barack Obama are related.

12. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/07/11/patrick-leahy-bitch-slaps-for-america/”>Patrick Leahy Bitch Slaps For America</a> with 14,352 unique hits — A video of Patrick Leahy interrogating a Bush surrogate, and it is not pretty.

13. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/dance-party/09/01/old-time-porno-cartoon/”>Old Time Porno Cartoon</a> with 11,902 unique hits — Dance Party finds a hilarious ol’ timey porno cartoon from the 1920’s. And it is absolutely fucking filthy.

14. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/06/17/loose-post-911-lips/”>Loose Post 9/11 Lips</a> with 11,014 unique hits — Donald Rumsfeld lets it slip that the plane over Pennsylvania was shot down. Oops!

15. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/15/us-national-debt-in-the-past-25-years/”>US National Debt in the Past 25 Years</a> with 10,635 unique hits — An astounding picture of the American debt in the past 25 years.

16. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/01/number-of-doctors-per-inhabitants/”>Number of Doctors Per Inhabitants</a> with 10,050 unique hits — A visual representation of inhabitants per doctor across the world.

17. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/02/11/humanity/”>Humanity</a> with 9,938 unique hits — An epic picture.

18. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/kit/06/22/inster/”>Inster</a> with 9,879 unique hits — Check out the latest hipster trend. It’s so cool, you don’t even know. [Featured on <a href="http://gawker.com/news/the-new-notness/inster-post+hipster-fashion-trend-makes-us-miss-hipsters-272689.php">Gawker</a>]

19. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/02/01/whatthefack/”>What The Fack</a> with 9,372 unique hits — Ann Coulter says she will campaign for Hillary Clinton if John McCain wins the Republican nomination.

20. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/06/22/civilian-death-statistics-in-iraq-afghanistan-compared/”>Civilian Death Statistics in Iraq and Afghanistan Compared</a> with 9,113 unique hits — Evaluates the human casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan.

<strong>Top 1 Search Term</strong>

1.  Natasha Mitra — the <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/21/jihad-on-natasha-mitra/”>most successful Jihad</a> on the face of the planet.

Bonus: If you type in “Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Idiot” into Google, <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/09/27/sarah-palin-is-an-embarassing-fucking-idiot/”>we are the first page</a>.

Via PBH & SnD.

<a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/alec/02/14/fuck-you-valentines-day/”>via PBH.</a>

Quick entry, and this should have gone up earlier: I see the Nets winning in 6 and the Spurs winning in 6.  I suggest taking the spread on the road and the moneyline at home.  These will be close games but there is far too much experience on both teams to lose.  I’ll follow up in a few days when the games are shaping up.

PS. I highly suggest you check out “Thoughts of the Average American” on PBH and Obama the Magic Negro on Disgraceful and Sexy.  Great pieces of American literature.

I ended up having a very good NCAA tournament. The game that failed me the most was Georgetown’s lose to OSU and Texas losing in the second round.

This was also a terrible week, local sports wise, with Gilbert Arenas going down with a fluke knee injury last night against the bobcats. Christ — the Wizards season is officially over.

Anyway, I’ll be in London for a week, so no blog updates for a bit.

Well, I’m back, and in pog form.  Sort of.  Here are my picks for tomorrow, Thursday the 14th for the NCAA:

Maryland moneyline (-330). I just don’t see Maryland losing, and neither should you.  Good for a parlay with other moneylines around 250 that you feel confident in.

Washington State (-6.5) over Oral Roberts.

Louisville moneyline (-250) over Stanford.

GW money (+150) over Vanderbilt.

More coming later.  By the way, I have about a trillion blogs now — PBH, Alec’s ‘Other’ Blog, Sexy and Disgraceful, this one, and now, PBH2 (because Blogger sucks). It’s hard to keep track of but I’ll keep on all of them as best I can.

A 1-0 Big Ten team (Iowa) is an UNDERDOG (+1) against Toledo, a 0-1 MAC Team (who lost to MISSOURI STATE). Uh, I just put 40 bucks on it, it’s at 3:30.  Something smells fishy but it seriously doesn’t make sense.

I bet almost all of my money on West Virginia/Pitt to go under 53, and 5 dollars on a throw away parlay with 1 to 12 odds.  Guess what won! The throw away.  So I’m back in business.  Obviously the West Virginia / Pitt game went over 53 points basically by halftime.  But I got my other parlay right! Houston/Chicago over 180, GS/Sac over 200, Ohio/Akron under 38 and Ohio winning by 4.5. If you do the math and bet say, 15 more dollars on that then the WVU/Pitt game, I would be about 200 dollars richer. Bollucks.  Or whatever.

But, tonight is looking VERY, VERY promising in the NBA. The lines are not too favorable, but the money lines are excellent.  Spurs, Suns, Cavs, Lakers, Mavs, and Heat play considerably weaker teams at home (with the exception being the Mavs at the Grizzlies).

So this is the current plan: 7.50 on the Spurs (Moneyline), 7.5 on the Suns (Moneyline), 7.5 on the Lakers (Moneyline), 5 on the Cavs (Moneyline), 5 on the Mavs (5 point spread), 7.5 on the Jazz (who are underdogs but I will bet they will win on the moneyline). That is 40 on single games.  The rest will be parleys on these games that I’ll figure out as the day progresses.

Well, I had a bad night last night. Bad enough that 80 turned into 41. So, tonight, I’m going for broke. Check the wagers and anxiously watch me blow what remains:

4 Team Parlay
Basketball – NBA Lines (Game) Total
(503) Sacramento Kings vs. (504) Golden State Warriors Over 200 Thu@10:35p

Basketball – NBA Lines (Game) Total
(501) Chicago Bulls vs. (502) Houston Rockets Over 181 Thu@8:05p

Football – College Lines (Game) Total
(105) Akron vs. (106) Ohio Under 38 Thu@7:30p

Football – College Lines (Game)
(106) Ohio -4½ Thu@7:30p
Competitor: (105) Akron

Risk $5.00 to win $60.00

Single, Football – College Lines (Game) Total
(107) West Virginia vs. (108) Pittsburgh Under 53 (-115) Thu@7:45p

Risk $36.53 to win $31.77