PBH Gets Sexy

October 1, 2008 in ProseBeforeHos

<strong>Top 20 Posts By Hits</strong>

1. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com”>The Main Page</a> with 35,491 unique hits — Who knew? Our main page is the one with the most hits over the past year and a half.

2. <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/05/14/donkey-love/”>Donkey Love</a> with 30,030 unique hits — Features the story of Donkey Festival in Colombia that quite literally celebrates fucking donkeys.

3. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/05/29/happy-memorial-day/”>Happy Memorial Day</a> with 26,338 unique hits — a poignant series of pictures from May of 2007 that featured an Iraqi boy hiding behind a US soldier during an explosion in Baghdad.

4. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/07/02/why-i-hate-capitalism/”>Why I Hate Capitalism</a> with 24,540 unique hits — A commemorative 9/11 coin. Only 19.95 (limited supplies).

5. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/02/27/history-repeats-itself-painfully-so/”>History Repeats Itself And Painfully So with</a> 21,707 unique hits — A politically cartoon from the 1920’s about the British expedition in Iraq. [<em>Editors Note: This probably would be the leader if PBH didn't crash after being <a href="http://digg.com/political_opinion/History_Repeats_Itself_Painfully_So_PIC">Dugg</a></em>]

6. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/02/29/what-reddit-has-become/”>What Reddit Has Become</a> with 19,849 unique hits — A hilarious picture done by <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/author/alvinblah/”>AlvinBlah</a> on the state of Reddit. [<em>Editors Note: This would probably also be higher if not for PBH crashing while being <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/6aece/what_reddit_has_become_pic/">Reddited</a></em>]

7. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/03/04/every-974-days-iraqi-civilians-experience-september-11th/”>Every 9.74 Days, Iraqi Civilians Experience September 11th</a> with 19,514 unique hits — An expose on the cost of civilian life since the American invasion.

8. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/ask-a-shiite/05/31/ask-a-shiite-perceptions-of-america-in-the-middle-east/”>Ask A Shiite: Perceptions of America in the Middle East</a> with 17,694 unique hits — A university student in the UAE writes a piece on the perception of America in the Middle East.

9. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/06/16/the-first-thing-i-saw-on-the-way-to-work/”>The First Thing I Saw On The Way To Work</a> with 15,399 unique hits — A picture captured by Alec during his first day at the State Department in Bucharest, Romania.

10. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/09/the-horrors-of-plastic-pollution/”>The Horrors of Plastic Pollution</a> with 15,222 unique hits — A picture of a turtle that had a plastic band tied around its shell in infancy.

11. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/08/26/fox-news-fair-and-balanced-their-paragraph-alignment-that-is/”>Fox News, Fair And Balanced (Their Paragraph Alignment, That is)</a> with 14,374 unique hits — A ridiculous screen capture from Fox News suggesting Osama Bin Laden & Barack Obama are related.

12. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/07/11/patrick-leahy-bitch-slaps-for-america/”>Patrick Leahy Bitch Slaps For America</a> with 14,352 unique hits — A video of Patrick Leahy interrogating a Bush surrogate, and it is not pretty.

13. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/dance-party/09/01/old-time-porno-cartoon/”>Old Time Porno Cartoon</a> with 11,902 unique hits — Dance Party finds a hilarious ol’ timey porno cartoon from the 1920’s. And it is absolutely fucking filthy.

14. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/06/17/loose-post-911-lips/”>Loose Post 9/11 Lips</a> with 11,014 unique hits — Donald Rumsfeld lets it slip that the plane over Pennsylvania was shot down. Oops!

15. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/15/us-national-debt-in-the-past-25-years/”>US National Debt in the Past 25 Years</a> with 10,635 unique hits — An astounding picture of the American debt in the past 25 years.

16. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/03/01/number-of-doctors-per-inhabitants/”>Number of Doctors Per Inhabitants</a> with 10,050 unique hits — A visual representation of inhabitants per doctor across the world.

17. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/02/11/humanity/”>Humanity</a> with 9,938 unique hits — An epic picture.

18. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/kit/06/22/inster/”>Inster</a> with 9,879 unique hits — Check out the latest hipster trend. It’s so cool, you don’t even know. [Featured on <a href="http://gawker.com/news/the-new-notness/inster-post+hipster-fashion-trend-makes-us-miss-hipsters-272689.php">Gawker</a>]

19. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/02/01/whatthefack/”>What The Fack</a> with 9,372 unique hits — Ann Coulter says she will campaign for Hillary Clinton if John McCain wins the Republican nomination.

20. <a href=”http://prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/06/22/civilian-death-statistics-in-iraq-afghanistan-compared/”>Civilian Death Statistics in Iraq and Afghanistan Compared</a> with 9,113 unique hits — Evaluates the human casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan.

<strong>Top 1 Search Term</strong>

1.  Natasha Mitra — the <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/05/21/jihad-on-natasha-mitra/”>most successful Jihad</a> on the face of the planet.

Bonus: If you type in “Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Idiot” into Google, <a href=”http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/09/27/sarah-palin-is-an-embarassing-fucking-idiot/”>we are the first page</a>.